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Sep 20th at 7AM / via: whatitladue / op: devil-lady / 713 notes
66669: “What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop, it’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say, ‘No.’ We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada- I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. 30 years later I get a postcard… I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years, she’s never taken another lover. I don’t care, I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.”  me: ROFL this was epic, i love dwight &lt;3!!!

66669:

“What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop, it’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say, ‘No.’ We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada- I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. 30 years later I get a postcard… I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years, she’s never taken another lover. I don’t care, I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.”

 me: ROFL this was epic, i love dwight <3!!!

(Source: devil-lady)


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